BOUGIE BITCH
Premium ingredients.
Zero regrets.
We take it to the penthouse.
FOOD THAT
UNDERSTANDS
the Assignment.
Badass recipes sprinkled with
pettiness, charm and audacity.
COMING TO AMAZON
MARCH 2027
BUDGET BITCH
Stretch it. Stack it.
Still make it delicious.
We take it to the people.
I'M NOT A CHEF.
I'M A Kitchen Bitch.
Some days I'm Bougie Bitch.
Some days I'm Budget Bitch.
Every day I cook like I mean it.
Making recipes that slap, with love, with mouth, and zero apologies.
Make the recipes.
Make them yours.
INSIDE THE BOOK
- Bougie vs. Budget ingredient breakdowns
- Aunt Pen's Rule on every recipe
- Recipe Gossip that'll make you spit your drink
- Kitchen Bitch Radio Hour - 2 songs
- Drink Pairing + Puff Puff Pass
- Diabetic-Friendly + Gluten-Free Swaps
- Toppings, Storage + Leftovers
That's the whole point.
ONE RECIPE.
TWO ATTITUDES.
Bougie wants to know where the upgrade earns its keep. Budget wants to know where she can save without sacrificing dinner.
Inside the book, they argue it out ingredient by ingredient - where to spend, where to save, and when the fancy shit actually earns its place in your cart.
SHOP THE BOOKTHEY BOTH
WIN DINNER.
RECIPES THAT
WORK IN REAL LIFE
- Weeknight & Weekend
- Bougie or Budget
- Smart Shortcuts
- Big Flavor
NO CULINARY
SCHOOL REQUIRED.
You just need to
be hungry.
MESSY KITCHENS.
BRILLIANT WINS.
Smart substitutions.
Occasional disasters.
Perfection wasn't the assignment.
Flavor was.
COOK. SIP.
PUFF. REPEAT.
Drink Pairings.
Puff Puff Pass.
Two songs.
Because why not?
WELCOME TO THE
KITCHEN Bitch ARMY
This isn't a fan club. It's the table everybody gets invited to.
Make the recipes. Make them yours.
Send us the gorgeous hero shot or the spectacular disaster that nearly resulted in a call to the fire department.
Share your wins, substitutions, stories and kitchen fuckery. Some of you may even end up featured right here.
Because That Kitchen Bitch isn't just about how I cook.
It's about how all of us actually cook.